Telegraph: A NASA-linked report that says aliens might attack us because of global warming. Right……
Friday, August 19th, 2011
Hoo boy, here’s a whopper. At the UK’s Guardian, science writer Ian Sample puts his tongue in his cheek a bit far. He tells readers with straight face that a “NASA-affiliated” scientist and colleagues have written a policy report with a new, unusual reason to stop global warming. If we don’t, an alien police force might, on noticing our atmosphere’s carbon dioxide going out of whack, respond by whacking humanity.
It is highly speculative, he tells us. Yes it is. Highly highly. However. One is unsure that Sample made the story quite as arch as he could have, as deliberately, obviously more in fun than a serious contribution to policy discussions.
We learn of all this, thank you very much, from US science writer and blogger Keith Kloor, who writes the Collide-a-Scape blog.
We also learn from Kloor that one of the authors’of this report, a post-doc who has worked for NASA but never as a staffer, wrote a clarification after noticing the Guardian report going viral on the web.The clarification makes clear the ‘report’ from scientists is just a few friends semi-fooling around.
Kloor at his blog wrote, “This is a clear cut case of a respectable newspaper choosing sensationalism over responsible science reporting.” I’m unsure it is a felony. Sample with little effort could have had both. It is a sensational, if intellectually rather flimsy, idea that alien forces might seek to control or eradicate a pestiferous life form that doesn’t even have the sense to maintain its planet in good health, yet has the brains to build rocket ships. It’s been a movie more than once (but with nuclear weapons the trigger for celestial intervention). A responsible science reporter could write a story about the notion. But it would need to be described as exactly what it is – a paper written largely as a lark, laced with some general concerns, a thought exercise in no way-no how reflective of the policy priorities and recommendations of the world’s foremost space agency.
Have a good weekend everybody. Monday through Wednesday next week I’ll be away, up in the Sierra. Other trackers and reliable ace backup Boyce Rensberger will more than fill the void.
Watch the skies. Watch the skies.
- Charlie Petit