Lake County Record-Bee: Just the facts on the USA’s almost national bird
Wednesday, November 25th, 2009
Tomorrow – Thursday, Nov. 26 – is Thanksgiving Holiday in the US and therefore, as we take Friday off too, there won’t be much if any new stuff on ksjtracker till next Monday. Happy Thanksgiving all of you here in Yankee Doodle Dandy land and equally to all of you among the 44% of our readers in other lands (fyi, our readers, in rank order for the first ten after the US, are from Canada, UK, France, Germany, Australia, Spain, Netherlands, Switzerland, Sweden, and India with scores of more nations on the list).
The Tracker was planning a round up of several stories about turkeys. But one is so good it will do. It is like a junior high school report, except that it’s by a grown-up, thorough reporter. You all probably remember the style. State a fact (or what sure looks like one). State another one. Then the next one. Keep on going. Use a lot of declarative sentences. Transitions need not appear. Don’t confuse readers with complex imagery, roundabout syntax, or efforts at jokes (the story below does essay some sly humor re the alleged stupidity of turkeys). After reading this, I know a lot more about turkeys.
It’s by a reporter at a little paper in the hills inland and north of San Francisco and not far from where we live. At the moment, however, Mr. and Mrs. Tracker are with a daughter, son, son-in-law, and three grandchildren near Disneyland. A butterball totally non-wild, almost surely factory-raised and not particularly well-treated-when-it-was-alive turkey is in the fridge while onions and other stuffing stuff are made ready.There are cranberries too. Another mother-in- law will bring mashed potatoes. A brother-in-law of daughter and his new wife have pie duty. Carrots and green beans are on view. Mrs. Tracker is chopping things. Everything at hand is good. Thank you very much.
- Lake County Record-Bee – Terry Knight: Domesticated, wild turkeys have little in common ;
- Charlie Petit